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	<title>Modern Mouser</title>
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	<description>It's What Cats Crave!</description>
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		<title>&#8220;The cat fled the scene.&#8221;</title>
		<description>Resident knocked flat by falling cat
Mu, a resident of Chongqing municipality, was knocked out cold by a falling cat on Saturday morning.
Mu was sitting in front of her apartment building at about 11 am when she saw two cats playing on the roof of a house next door. Soon after, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/04/30/the-cat-fled-the-scene/</link>
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		<title>Put me down or I keel you.</title>
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		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/04/12/put-me-down-or-i-keel-you/</link>
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		<title>Either way, it&#8217;s probably best to lay off the tuna doughnuts for a while.</title>
		<description>Daily Herald &#124; Large cat sighting has North Chicago wondering whats out there
 It was a routine Friday night for North Chicago police officer Steven Schilaita until he parked at the station and began writing a report."I saw something large out of the corner of my eye walking toward my ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/04/02/either-way-its-probably-best-to-lay-off-the-tuna-doughnuts-for-a-while/</link>
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		<title>Well, DUH.  Who would open the little cans for them?</title>
		<description>Cats Help Shield Owners From Heart Attack
 THURSDAY, Feb. 21 HealthDay News -- Whether its a frisky kitten or a tubby tabby, a cat at home could cut your heart attack risk by almost a third, a new study suggests.

[snip]

The finding, from a 10-year study of more than 4,300 Americans, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/03/10/well-duh-who-would-open-the-little-cans-for-them/</link>
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		<title>Nicolasa, you have claws and teeth.  Use them.</title>
		<description>Peruvian surfing cat is making waves - Telegraph

 Domingo Pianezzi, of Lima, Peru, believes that his small cat Nicolasa enjoys catching tubes almost as much as catching mice.This unexpected feline pastime was apparently discovered when Domingo took Nicolasa to Lima's San Bartolo beach and the young moggy leapt on board.

While ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/02/01/nicolasa-you-have-claws-and-teeth-use-them/</link>
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		<title>Perhaps it&#8217;s waiting to be scanned.</title>
		<description>BBC NEWS &#124; UK &#124; Wales &#124; Mid Wales &#124; Cat complaint on hospital hygiene
A hospital which was accused of not being clean enough last year has been criticised after a cat was spotted in the accident and emergency unit.

It was pictured at Bronglais Hospital, Aberystwyth, prompting a written complaint ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/01/31/perhaps-its-waiting-to-be-scanned/</link>
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		<title>Yeah, I could do that.</title>
		<description>...Or I could just suck your breath out next time you fall asleep.

Agility contests for cats? It's purr for the course - USATODAY.com


They work their way through a daunting course of tunnels, jumping and weaving through poles. All on cue. Sort of.

But whatever they decide to do, it's more than ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/01/29/yeah-i-could-do-that/</link>
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		<title>Newsflash: They don&#8217;t really like each other. They just share a grudge against you.</title>
		<description>Wash That Grumpiness Right Out of That Cat - washingtonpost.com

 Dear Dr. Fox:You often address the issue of introducing animals to a household. In 25 years, we have had one dog and five cats without any introduction issues.

When my husband and I were married, I brought a new kitten into ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/01/25/they-dont-really-like-each-other-but-they-do-share-a-grudge-against-guess-who/</link>
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		<title>So what would you do if five bald mice tried to sneak through the mail slot?</title>
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BCLocalNews.com - Feline fuss stops the mail
When Darlene Carlin learned that Canada Post was suspending mail deliveries because of an incident between her cat and a letter carrier, she couldn’t quite believe her ears.

Oreo’s an indoor cat after all.

But Canada Post wasn’t kidding.

On Jan. 2, while delivering the mail, a ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/01/17/so-what-would-you-do-if-five-pink-mice-tried-to-sneak-through-the-mail-slot/</link>
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		<title>You can look, but don&#8217;t touch, and I&#8217;m not crazy about the looking.</title>
		<description>JON CARROLL

 I think Bucket is taking a correspondence course in "How to Be a Cat." Archie more or less took up all the cat room available in the home when he was alive, leaving Bucket to sulk around the edges, very occasionally seeking bonding opportunities, during which she drooled ...</description>
		<link>http://www.modernmouser.com/2008/01/15/you-can-look-but-dont-touch-and-im-not-crazy-about-the-looking/</link>
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